Today was a beautiful Spring day, one that just insists that you get outside and enjoy the sunshine because this is Melbourne and tomorrow could just as easily be cold and rainy.
I spent the last week reading up on gardening advice and decided to try my hand at growing some lettuce (most purchased go bad before I can eat one so like the idea of having instant access to lettuce leaves), chilli (to add that extra kick to my cooking), carrots (pulling carrots out of the soil appealed to me) and update my herbs with some coriander and basil. I was quietly proud of myself for starting small and having a bit of a mix while not being too ambitious and attempting to grow every vegetable possible.
After taking 20 minutes to pick an 'I am a cool, young urbanite who also knows what to do in the garden' outfit I headed to Bunnings. I timed my visit to coincide with lunchtime so I had a good excuse to buy food from the sausage sizzle. After handing over my $2.50 toward the local kinder and being told that the sausage was hot so to be careful while I ate it, I entered The Bunnings Zone. (For those of you who aren't aware of The Bunnings Zone, it is a vortex that runs on a different time scale to the rest of the world and before you know it you have spent two hours and $200 on things you never realised you needed. A similar experience can be had at Ikea.) I had a list, I knew what I wanted, yet I still stood in front of a BBQ for 15 minutes trying to convince myself that there was room for one on my teeny-tiny balcony. Luckily reason won out and I forced myself into the gardening section.
My purchases:
- gardening gloves (essential)
- gardening tools (probably only needed one or two tools, but I liked the idea of buying a pack. Made me feel somehow more official as a gardener.)
- potting mix (bought the one that proclaimed on the front that it gave the best start to my seedlings. I liked the idea that the soil knew what it was doing, even if I didn't.)
- carrot seeds (a popular and adaptable variety)
- lettuce/mixed salad leaves (easy to grow, colourful mix that promised 'lively salads' upon harvest)
- chilli seeds (HOT Caribbean Blend)
- coriander and basil seedlings (for that 'instant garden' feeling)
- two pots (I took half an hour walking up-and-down the pot wall trying to decide on colour)

After being served by one of the friendliest people ever I loaded my car feeling confident that I had everything I needed to start emulating 'The Good Life'. Unfortunately, my seedlings tipped over in my car on the way home spilling dirt all over my boot - I apologised to them profusely and promised that very soon I would put them in some soil that would take good care of them.
Once upstairs I changed into some gardening clothes, rueing the fact that I don't own overalls or gumboots as to me these seem like essential gardening attire. I potted and sowed according to the book's instructions. I had particular fun propagating my chilli seeds in empty toilet paper rolls.
A year or so ago my Mum planted a selection of herbs for me in a self-watering pot. I tidied this up and added my basil and coriander seedlings alongside the robust parsley and mint that was still growing despite enormous neglect. The pot now looks more how it was when my Mum gave it to me.
It wasn't all about the edible plants though as I remembered some Snow-on-the-mountain seeds that had come from my grandma via my brother and sister-in-law as part of their bonbonniere when they got married earlier this year. These got planted as well to add some diversity to my garden.
Trouble arose when I realised that the only watering can I own is a tiny plastic one from when I was a child. I improvised with a big saucepan of water, but this resulted in some flooding of the pot and water dripping from my third-floor balcony onto the neighbours below. I then switched to using the kettle, sprinkling water through my fingers to create that 'spray' effect, which seemed to work better.
So, now I once again have pots of dirt on my balcony but with a bit of luck I'll have something to harvest in a couple of months. I just have to be patient. And buy a watering can.